Crap Merchandise
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Be the envy of your friends and colleagues with some exclusive Snowman merchandise. Very much like some of those shit CD's you can only get via television ads, you won't find this stuff in any shop; it's simply too crap for them to stock. Some of the shipping charges are noted to the main locations but if you live somewhere remote and horrible (Nepal, Iceland, Detroit, etc.) contact me and I'll get a price for you. You don't have to worry about buying right away as I'm sure everything will be hanging around for ages. Take your time, make the right choice and purchase that special gift for someone you don't really like.
Snowman Playing Cards
Coming soon!

Crap playing cards with the Snowman logo.

Price: No idea but probably a lot more than they're worth.
Snowman T-shirts
Coming soon!

Snowman t-shirts with rude and offensive slogans but nothing like the one in the picture...and be honest, you didn't even look at the shirt.

Price: Over priced, over sized, over the top.
Snowman Mouse Mats
Coming soon!

Enhance your computer experience and be reminded every day not to play poker like me.

Price: Too much to be regarded as a bargain.
Snowman Mugs
Coming soon!

Snowman coffee mugs, probably with the same crap logos as the t-shirts.

Price: Not sure, but expensive enough to put you off drinking.